Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

by Dan quaid June 4, 2018

muffin smash

To force your vagina on someone's face.

"dude, we were just hanging out and the next thing I know I got muffin smashed. "

by High5yourcat November 3, 2015

smash peice

Another name for your fuck buddy, friend with benifits, or just straight up bitch who you have hardcore sex with regularly.

Sorry i couldent come over yesterday, i was thumping my smash peice

by ~Massa~ September 7, 2006

hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.

Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.

by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007

smash pig

A fuck pig, slam pig, a person with whom you would have sex with but never have a relationship with otherwise.

Naw I got nothing going on I'll just go hit up one of my smash pigs.

by Seraphiam February 25, 2017

Smash Town

when a guy is sure or confident he is going to hook up with a girl hes going to see later

Bro 1: yeah dude im ganna take gillian to smash town tonight!

Bro 2: NICE brosef

by ineedafsn June 29, 2009

Smashing Pumpkins

An activity that juvenile's participate in during all hallows eve (halloween)

by bleh September 14, 2003