Slooping

slooping
Verb
The act of existing in a cozy, semi-conscious, low-energy state where productivity has been temporarily suspended, usually due to illness, medication, exhaustion, or pure emotional burnout. Characterized by blankets, box fans, DayQuil, scrolling, zoning out, and being awake enough to think but not enough to care.
Often mistaken for laziness. It is not laziness. It is a state.
Related term:
sloop (noun) – the condition of being slooped; a liminal zone between sleep, rest, and vague awareness.

Example usage:
“Called out of work and spent the whole day slooping.”
“I’m not sick enough to sleep, not well enough to function. I’m deep in the sloop.”
“Do not ask me to do anything. I am slooping.”

by Dscribner22 December 29, 2025

Urban Scorpion

One who has never heard of urbandictionary, and therefore MUST have been living under a rock.

Mario had never heard of urbandictionary? What an urban scorpion!

by UrbanUploader May 25, 2015

super scorpion

A form of sexual intercourse involving 6 men and one woman. The woman is being penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Simultaneously, she is performing a hand job with each hand, while giving a foot job with both feet.

I heard she had a super scorpion with the starting six from the volleyball team.

by mitchpenning November 3, 2015

Carolina scorpion

Male inserts penis in to vagina from the back and lifts up the female till her arms ar locked holding her body up on the bed she then wraps her legs around the Males back (he is in a standing position) then he puts his hands on the bed to thus create the scorpion shape the male slowly begins thrusting as the female throws it back

He killed my kitty with tht Carolina scorpion

by Savage Sammy October 18, 2016

potty slirp

When you pull down a girls panties and she smells like piss but you still lick it.

Frank was so ripped last night he even potty slirped that five dollar hooker.

by tjfidi9frigigkiigifigrumpySeaw March 29, 2017

golden scorpion

an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.

Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.

by Capt. Sexstuff June 22, 2017

Urban Scorpion

A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.

Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"

by dopelesshopefiend August 27, 2017