"I was hanging with Wyatt yesterday and you know him. Fitness nut. But then it happened."
"..."
"..."
"!?!"
"..."
"!?!?!?!?..."
"..."
".....!?!??! What happened??"
"HUH?? Oh what? I spaced out"
"What happened yesterday?"
"Oh Wyatt super sit upped and popped his back. Hes kinda stuck at home now"
"...I hate you"
"..."
"..."
"!?!"
"..."
"!?!?!?!?..."
"..."
".....!?!??! What happened??"
"HUH?? Oh what? I spaced out"
"What happened yesterday?"
"Oh Wyatt super sit upped and popped his back. Hes kinda stuck at home now"
"...I hate you"
by RetributionVII June 29, 2018
Where you take one slice out of a pizza pie and then sit on the remaining pie (with the missing slice lined up between your legs) and then cum in the empty slice spot. You can also eat said slice while cumming or cum onto the slice to feed to someone or have sex on the pie so long as someone is sitting on the pizza pie as described above.
Man what’s going on with that pizza pie?! Oh yeah, my roommate Dan has a serious pizza sitting fetish. Third one this week. SMH
by SparksJoy January 02, 2022
by Hakanson February 14, 2021
When someone is wrong and sitting down. An insult to confuse yet neutralize your opponent. If you can not do a battle of wits, this is the best comeback other than go step on a lego.
by tttttg December 02, 2020
“What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”
by Chocolate bardonkey June 01, 2019
A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 06, 2022
Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day
by Taskmaker302 March 01, 2022