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Simon

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.
by Tippeki October 6, 2023
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Simon Goh

Simon is a very handsome man,he is charming and sweet.He may looks fierce or quiet all the time.But he will be there whenever anyone that is close to him needed help.
Hi its simon goh!instant report from wahkee!
by Rae lil black November 23, 2021
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Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024
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Simon Berry

Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.
Simon Berry is pretty cool.
Soccer is Simon Berry’s middle name.
by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020
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Simone

Often pronounced seemone seamen and Simon,she is a talented dancer and gymnast who hates s.n.,enjoys Fresh meat and will "fart on your desk".She is highly studious and one of my absolute favorite people
Simone is in 4.1,reps flambooboo and is soon to teef 5 boxlunches
by Kcastle January 21, 2023
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Simon

The devil's left-hand man
by MapleSuperSyrup February 12, 2023
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Simon

The real and true name of the Bos Taurus species, often wrongfully called "Cows"
by JasminePersia December 12, 2022
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