Got my antlers scraped

Had sex. Refers to a male deer scraping the velvet from his antlers in the fall.

Sure glad I ran into Laurie down at the bar - I finally got my antlers scraped.

by Klevabich September 15, 2010

blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.

Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery

by agarts1 January 13, 2011

shrapnel

When you shit in the toilet. (Public or Private)
You flush and theres little pieces left over floating around, or stuck to the side like spackle or paste. (only numerous flushings gets it off)

to spray the back of the toilet bowl

Dom you took a shit in the bathroom and theres shrapnel in the toilet!

I had subway sandwich today with a bunch of lettuce and I just took a shit and there was lettuce shrapnel left over

I had to take a shit and shrapnel went all over the back of the bowl

by Vincent Pinckard May 20, 2008

scraper bike

A relatively recent phenomenon from the Bay area (specifically Oakland) in which people modify bicycles to resemble (either functionally, aesthetically or philosophically) the famed "scrapers" of the hyphy movement.

Man, you see the homemade spinners on that scraper bike? Shit is tight!

by robosauce June 19, 2007

sharpe

A common word people think of when trying to make up a 'new', 'cool' word. In reality it is neither of these things.

Person 1: HEY, it'd be really cool if we made up a new word

Person 2: YEAH..... how about 'sharpe'?

Person 14: You're both twats

by Neil Carnatt May 30, 2009

pencil sharpener

(v)When a penis gets so torn up from the teeth of a female during oral sex to the point that its pointy

My dick is now totally mangled after that crazy vampire woman gave me the old pencil sharpener.

by Jack Quinn October 16, 2005

Dick sharpener

another name for the female's vagina

jon loves his new dick sharpener

by Duh'nae December 16, 2007