selfie suffering

(n) The emotion felt after posting regrettable content.

She spent the rest of the weekend selfie suffering after the fraternity barn dance pictures were posted.

by Kane-Fu September 17, 2017

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Selfifaction

The satisfaction that comes when you’re please with the selfie you have taken and posted.

I’m feeling high selfifaction with that photo I just posted, I look amazing.

by Peter and Brer Rabbit December 18, 2017

selaine

A Person that has no problem with saying whats on there mind. A person that says there ugly but are actually pretty. Mostly good vibes and anti-social.

Selaine is really good vibes.

by Thfun May 18, 2018

selfie

when someone have just as much brain cells as chromosomes!

a selfie is dumb

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

selfie

Self-Gratification, masterbation, grind one's corn, etc

Floyd's girlfriend has been out-of-town for several weeks so I am sure he's been taking lots of SELFIES !!

by Little Otis July 4, 2018

Segiel

How a moron thinks the word "Seagull" is spelt by sounding it out.

"So the segiels and crabs can spawn. Then you have to through seashells at them so the turtles can make it to the water."

by laanaa October 1, 2018