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Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
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Seat Hogging

Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.
How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.
by LordJenal December 6, 2022
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Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.
“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating
by Gram gram June 3, 2019
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Freezer Seat

A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.
Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."
by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010
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polka dot seat belt

A seat belt found on many buses that can give you the power to make anything have polka dots.
I sat on one of these buses and I got polka dot pants because of the seat belt. I love polka dot seat belts.
by Polka dotter December 2, 2013
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broccoli seats

Something Esther made up to describe seats in a theater she doesn’t like.
I don’t like the broccoli seats in the theatre.
by Kelvie September 25, 2020
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