Sebastian

That one guy you don’t talk about at the dinner table

(You):Hey you guys remember Sebastian … (other person):Woooooow this casserole is really good

by Cool kid down the street November 27, 2021

sebastian dziura

is a very cool guy who can't says his r's right and is dum and all the girls love him

wow is that Sebastian dziura he can't say his r's

by the birth teller 2776362 May 5, 2023

sebastian

He is always late to school.

Sebastian is late again.

by MAgnus132 May 10, 2017

Sebastian

Ružna kurva

Jesi jebo onu Sebastian

by anonymous November 16, 2021

Sebastian

An amazing human being with the kindness of 10 organ donors, his chivalry is unmatched, the poor guy peaked in middle school and was unable to complete his lifelong achievement of dunking. May his 6’1 height forever rest in piece.

Sebastian is a Parallel universe believing, marvel loving, big Austrian daddy of a person

by MyGuyMarshall December 14, 2021

A "Sebastian Chemnitz"

When you're hitting a girl raw, but wish to keep your edging streak so you pee in her instead of busting a load.

Guy 1: "So I bet you broke your edging streak after spending the night with Samantha"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just pulled a "Sebastian Chemnitz" I'm good".

by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

Sebastian

Sebastian is always a man with a particularly large head, and an idiot who scores own goals in soccer on his first game.

Sebastian sucks at soccer

by Juan Leon 69 December 8, 2021