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Scrunches

Squishes for friends, and crushes are for lovers. But what about the line between? Introducing: scrunches. When you would be down with dating someone but don't have any strong romantic attraction towards them.
Eris: I want a queer-platonic relationship with someone, what should I call that feeling?
Nat: You have a scrunch on someone! Congratulations! Scrunches are great!
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Scrunt

Toby and Clancy were feeling scrunty (adjective) so they sat down on the couch and proceeded to scrunt (verb) an array of pork products and cow juice.

They enjoyed scrunting. (Verb)
They are scrunters.(Noun)
by Pigsley Anne July 27, 2021
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Scrunt

He was all up in my scrunt.
by zip August 24, 2021
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scrune

A more efficient way of writing "screwing". Part of the evolution of 21st century English
"I spoze we were just scrune around."
"They were pretending to work but really they were scrune the pooch."
"I am SCRUNE UP my IKEA furniture or I will hear no end of it from my Dearly Beloved"
by John XXIV October 6, 2021
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Scrunge-a-munge

A dirty person who keeps a filthy house. This is a pet type name for that person, rather than being derogatory.
Oh grandpa, you’re such a scrunge-a-munge, it’s endearing.
by Mama Lucinda January 8, 2022
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Scrunchie

Scrunchie is used to describe something soft and crunchy at the same time, or can also be used to describe something scrumptious and crunchy
Dream: MmMmm oreo boi these peppers in your eggs are so scrunchie
Oreo boi: good I made them especially Scrunchie for you.
by Cat_is_Once December 24, 2021
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Scrunkly

Bruno <3 <3
Scrunkly man <3
by Ghost <3 <3 December 24, 2021
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