Douche Scale

Often, calling someone a douche doesn't seem to be enough to represent their level of douche-baggery, thus the douche scale was invented, so as to quantify one's doucheness. Depending on the area you live in , different things are equivalent to different values on the scale. A basic, point system is used (see example). Usually one is marked on their doucheness out of 100. Keep in mind that those are just guidelines as to point distribution.

EXAMPLE DOUCHE SCALE

Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points

Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points

Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points

by sauce^noob January 19, 2009

Duey Scale

Ranking of females whore factor. Like the Gonzo Fuck Scale as referenced on Playboy Radio which ranks limits of sexual acts (D-P, etc), the Duey Scale ranks how many guys the female will perform these acts with and length between these acts.

Pornstar Houston is a perfect 10 on the Duey Scale after fucking 620 dudes in one day!!

Goodness that slut looks like she'd be a 10 on the Duey Scale... she's talked to every guy in the club!

by ExoticBrittany July 17, 2009

Beaufart scale

Similar to the nautical Beaufort scale which measures wind, the Beaufart scale measures the stink of farts, from 1 to 9 - 10 or above is always a follow through, which normally means stinks like fuck.

In the library Kevin leaned over on his chair, looked around and did what he thought was a silent but deadly, deadly it was - 2 pensioners shuffling past were stopped in their tracks. One of the pensioners turned to Kevin and said " Fuck me boy, that trouser cough of yours is worthy of a 7.1 on the Beaufart scale. "Thank you" said Kevin "My previous best was only a 5.3"

by griggsy August 4, 2012

Attractiveness scale

What you use when rating a girl, can be used when having fun with friends or when flattering a female.

Guy: Hey, use the attractiveness scale on that chick.
Guy 2: Hey, I must live in Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see.
Girl: Have my babies.

by laserman413 October 3, 2016

Step on the scale, Son

1) A challenge to a physical confrontation
2) An after the fact "in your face"

ex. 1:
-I can drink your bitch ass under the table.
-Yeah? Step on the scale, Son!

ex. 2:
-I just boned Kelly S., Step on the scale, Son!
-or-
-I just got the Burning Crusade expansion! Step on the scale, Son!

by Lee Hickman December 9, 2008

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

1-10 Female attractiveness scale is a measure used to rate the attractiveness of women,

where 10 is the most attractive women you've ever came across, and 1 is the ugliest.

Of course everyone has different preferences, so results are varying when asking different people.
Only if its about a absolute smoking hot 10 or a bearded 1, people seem to get the same results.
Nevertheless this is a absolutely subjective scale.

1-10 Female attractiveness scale example use:
Dude 1: "Dude, check out the girl over there! A perfect 10!"
Dude 2: "Are you crazy man? Maybe a 6, tops!"

by Bukket August 31, 2016

scamel

the generic name for a word whose meaning is not known.

Foreign languages are full of scamel.

by graham dungworth June 7, 2003