breakfast swamp

The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.

I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.

by Beneficiary October 3, 2007

Midnight Swamp Tour

An almost ineffective attempt at giving somebody a Chocolate Sunrise, resulting in them rolling over on their stomachs and getting the poop all over the bed.

I tried giving Elaine a Chocolate Sunrise, but she rolled over, turning it into a full-blown Midnight Swamp Tour.

by Ragingg June 6, 2010

Swamper

1.Party Driven Maniac
2.Local Hero to some

that guy is such a swamper

by Andy P July 26, 2003

swamp ass

excessive buildup of moisture around your "junk"

I was sitting in the library when I got the worst case of swamp ass.

by Pitt Rules Bitch February 9, 2003

Swamp

1.Domain, domicile, abode, nest or personal space. Ones private area or bedroom containing personal effects, usually ratty or messy, sometimes carrying bad odours. 2.Place with a lingering, pungent aroma. 3.Childs room.

1.Let's go upstairs and listen to music in the swamp. 2.Damn, this place stinks like a swamp! 3.My cousin lives in a swamp.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

swampmonster

A nasty, smelly, beast-like whore who looks like the sister of the star of 80's film classic "The Swampthing". Panic and heavy drinking always follows awakening next to this gnarly, cum-gurgling creature that is a carrier of several unknown venerial diseases.

After thowin back 16 foties of OE the night before, Tay-Tay awoke next to a swampmonster and a rashy crank.

by Cyn City June 25, 2006

Swamps

The term used to describe a situation where you have a terribly bad stomach and feel like you will spew liquid from your anus. What comes out has a swampy consistancy.

Aw shit man, that taco bell sure gave me the swamps!

by ShrekLovesMe December 7, 2014