Eastern Sunrise

When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal

Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"

Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"

by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009

Sausage Sunrise

Morning wood.

I woke up to a Sausage Sunrise.

by kordes August 10, 2009

Flower Surprise

A sexy way to finger a girl. When a man or woman touches their four fingers to their thumb, so to look like a duck beak or an unopened flower, and places them in a woman's vagina, then forcibly opening them in said vagina, creating a flower surprise.

"The other day I totally flower surprised this girl"
"Did she dig it?"
"Well she was surprised"

by boyfromnantucketrnix November 24, 2009

Wellington Surprise

The Wellington Surprise is a nickname used to describe a penis that seems traditional at first, then scares the living shit out of you with its enormousness and destructive power!

after 20 minutes of seemingly boring, traditional sex, the wellington surprise made a surprising. sudden appearance that blew my mind!!!

by nightmeh April 21, 2011

Iowa Sunrise

The act Of doing a handstand in your car, sticking your dick out, and pissing on the front windshield.

Did you see that Iowa Sunrise this morning, i had to use the wind shield wipers to stop it.

by xboxruffle December 27, 2011

That surprises me

A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.

Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?

Dudette: No!

Dude: That surprises me...

by joesk84ever December 26, 2011

backseat surprise

When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.

This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..

Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.

Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!

There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?

by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012