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Spunk Mail 

Spunk Mail is the porn equivalent of junk mail.
Man I'm not sure what is worse, Junk mail or Spunk mail. It's all the same excpet for the titties!

Spunk Warrior 

The name given to a girl that enjoys man fluids so much she will do pretty much anything to get it
Man1: did you see that girl last night she sucked pretty much the whole party off
Man2: really?! Sounds like a bit of a spunk warrior to me
Spunk Warrior by Max hardon March 31, 2011

spunkatronian

a person who is from the area of central Asia known as spunkatronia, here there is no water supply, thus the men of the towns gather together once a month to ejaculate in a reservoir therefore provides liquid for the population of spunkatronia, used for drinking, watering plants and showering, this causes mass pregnancy and increases the spread of S.T.D's.
"come to spunkatronia, its a fun day out for all the family"
"dude why does she have 13 kids and a cough?" : she must be a spunkatronian"
"for my gap year i spent a 6 weeks on a spiritual vacation jackin it with the spunkatronians"
spunkatronian by spunkatronian ftw December 13, 2012

spunk sandwitch 

the act of cumming inside a persons asshole and cheeks in other words filling the sandwich buns with your special sauce after you fill it with the meat
my girlfriend loves spunk sandwitches with a side of fries

Spunk catcher 

A spunk catcher is the acted of catching mans load on your face from three or more feet.
Spunk catcher by 1223493 September 15, 2015

spunk fisting

A woman swallows a load then pukes the cum onto her fist and fists herself to get pregnant.
Greg's mom conceived by spunk fisting.