african smoothie

When you shit and piss in a bitches mouth and make her keep in until you cum creating a mixture of shit, piss, and semen. Then putting it in a cup of ice to create the said smoothie.

I gave this bitch an african smoothie and made her drink it. She threw up everywhere!

by Guy Feiri December 1, 2017

Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.

“Officer Smooth Dick”

by ShadesOn May 29, 2018

the smooch zone

When you have that one friend and your conversations are getting a little flirty, and their touching you more then usual
and their giving you the look and you know their into you and your into them then you go into the smooch zone.

Girl: Me and Brian watched a movie and he went into the smooch zone with me. It was amazing

by Ushas June 17, 2018

Saskatchewan smootch

A friendly gesture of acknowledgement and gratitude (in word or action) between Canadians regarding items Canadian in nature. Most prevalent when both parties are outside of Canada.

Gayle found herself on the receiving end of a Saskatchewan smootch when she shared her ketchup chips with David!

by AllTheHarps July 30, 2018

Fruity smoothie

They gay or fruity version of truffle butter the mixture of anal fluids and semen

Hey Donny did you give Peyton a fruity smoothie

by Bigboyshlongus January 1, 2020

Nigerian smoothie

The act of provocatively using a straw to drink a nutritious smoothie. Emphasized by the performer removing the straw and licking the shaft of the straw and dislodging any fruit/veggies that might have been trapped in the straw preventing optimal flow in a very seductive manner.

Bro did u see that girl at the gym giving that protein shave the ol Nigerian smoothie treatment? She wants you bad.

by Gallo Negro April 22, 2020

Dr.Smooth

nickname usually for a male named peyton. one who is smooth with the ladies; a ladies man

Peyton:hey girl ;)
sage: okey dr.smooth :..:

by cd Gvisvivscs April 16, 2021