ex: dude I totally gave my girl the sloppy penguin last night.. and she broke up with me today..
what I do wrong?
what I do wrong?
by DrunkCOnvOS December 18, 2008
Get the Sloppy Penguinmug. Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.
Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!
by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021
Get the Sloppy Secondsmug. When a male is giving a chick anal, but before he proceeds to penetrate her, she takes a huge mother fucking shit, and then without wiping her asshole, the male inserts his cock and uses her shit as lubrication
Person A: "There was no lubrication"
Person B: "How'd you fuck her then, man?"
Person A: "I just gave her a sloppy joanne"
Person B: "How'd you fuck her then, man?"
Person A: "I just gave her a sloppy joanne"
by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006
Get the Sloppy Joannemug. by Webby-BIG C June 22, 2010
Get the Sloppy Joemug. by Tad January 14, 2005
Get the Sloppy Dogmug. Someone with a very dysfunctional looking body. This person doesn't take care of their body properly i.e. going to the gym to work out. Just weird shaped and jiggly all over the place.
Friend 1: Damn, that bitch over there got a sloppy ass body!
Friend 2: Yea, she is out of order for that big wide sloppy ass body. Then she had the nerve to have on those little ass shorts. Don't nobody wanna see all that nasty ass flabby shit.
Friend 1: Girl, he wrong for having those too little jeans hanging off his ass like that. With his big sloppy body having ass.
Friend 2: Girl yea, all out out proportion and shit!
Friend 2: Yea, she is out of order for that big wide sloppy ass body. Then she had the nerve to have on those little ass shorts. Don't nobody wanna see all that nasty ass flabby shit.
Friend 1: Girl, he wrong for having those too little jeans hanging off his ass like that. With his big sloppy body having ass.
Friend 2: Girl yea, all out out proportion and shit!
by peak a boo November 28, 2009
Get the Sloppy Bodymug. also see rimjob.
A sloppy rimjob is when someone licks and penatrates your anus with their tounge. What makes it sloppy is when the person getting the rimjob is not particularly hygenic.
A sloppy rimjob is when someone licks and penatrates your anus with their tounge. What makes it sloppy is when the person getting the rimjob is not particularly hygenic.
James was giving Matt a sloppy rimjob, he totally penetrated Matts anus with his tounge. Matt hasnt showered in a while.
by acb384 May 12, 2006
Get the sloppy rimjobmug.