Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.

Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”

by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018

Slapped with Stank

Eating a stank ass pussy.

I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017

Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member

Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.

by G Fuckin Money August 16, 2013

utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 22, 2010

Power Slap

Being slapped in the face really hard, and then getting backhanded twice.

Accidently slapped my ex-boss, I mistaken him for somebody else. I tried to apologize to him, only I guessed I knocked him out.

by Saints September 12, 2003

crap-slap

When you inadvertently walk into a lingering fart or when someone intentionally leaves a fart cloud for you to walk in to, you've experienced a crap-slap.

Jesus that stinks...thats the worst crap-slap I've ever smelled!

That old man crap slapped the whole room!

by Jess Tuchscherer November 14, 2007

Google Slap

Verb.

1.)Google penalizes a website for buying and selling links.

2.)Google penalizes a website for being misleading such as having stealthy links or scripts.

I got Google slapped for selling links to a website selling Viagra.

by blogaboutnothin April 06, 2009