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Miss de simone

She is currently working at Passmores

She is the best teacher ever, but she is leaving for CAMBRIDGE. She will be missed
by By Your favourite student December 10, 2021
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Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.
by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021
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Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles
Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!
by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021
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Simon

Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.
Shut up, 'Simon'
That is one massive 'Simon'
'Simon' sexualizes his homies
by Zimcox November 21, 2021
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lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.
I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!
by Baby horse September 30, 2013
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Simon Zone

Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.
Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better
by Shit Hurts December 13, 2019
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Simon Hickey

A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.
Whoa how Simon Hickey was that Bridge? Hit by 2 boats a plane and caught fire, it's still standing.
by Brenenegan June 3, 2018
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