Simon also known as Infinity

Prodigy

"Wow Simon also known as Infinity, really is the prodigy/

by simoneyafuzz May 26, 2018

Dirty Simon

While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.

I'm feeling extra molesty tonight, might try the dirty Simon.

by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021

simon

the greatest boyfriend Tegan ever asked for.

I love you Simon. From Tegan xox

by SexyTegs October 8, 2008

simontipulate

To simultaneously manipulate two separate things.

Man! Did you see that dude shooting ping pong balls out of his ass AND eating a steak at the same time!!

Yeah, watch that guy simontipulate!

by LRoq December 21, 2007

Simon Gardner

Is a Great teenage boy, he is Australian and has the funnest humor. He is not a tough person and isn't built like a dream but his heart is good and will care for anyone. he will help anyone out and never judges people. Is in touch with his emotions. loves writing and enjoys all music. . he is very calm and gentle and would never hurt anyone. he is one of the universes surprises. he is a bit of a nerd and loves to write essays but doesn't read. He is like a teddy bear and loves to be with friends but doesn't have many close ones. makes friends easy and is very friendly has the most awesome hat and always cares how he looks. can be very vain, if you meet this Speedy fella you will be amazed at the joy you will get from him. if you fall in love with him never ever let him go. he is a very valuable person to have in your life his advise will get you far his friendship will never part. And one day you will see this rare endangered specie who hides away in his room playing computer games and the day you see him the day your will begin and he shall never leave your side. SPGG :)

1.Speedy Simon!!!!

2.heyy.

3.look its Simon Gardner

by Speedy Simon October 19, 2010

Simon

Simon is a pretty good looking dude but is such a fucking player!

Girl one: "have you dated Simon?"
Girl two: "ya last Saturday wbu?"
Girl one "oh since this Friday"

by sksskskks February 24, 2019

Simon

Fucks emilo and sucks his dick

Simon has so small dick you need very big glasses to see his and emilo helps with that by being bisexual so simon doesn't feel sad

Emilo: simon please suck it hard ill pay good

Simon: fine only cuz i need to pay for food

by Whatisthisfuck October 21, 2019