short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022

James is Short

the act of calling James short. If you call James short you will automatically give consent to be butt fucked by him.

James is short!

by Luh nigga February 6, 2022

The big short

Adjective phrase thing (i can't remember name im too lazy) used to decribe someone who is very short, usually 5'00 or under

Friend: I'm 4'9
Me: You are the big short

by Jusyes February 7, 2021

Pink Shorts

A teenage boy at the beach who simps for muscular dudes

You'll likely find him where a football is being thrown around, he might ask you to flex for him.

Pink Shorts: Come to the vineyard with me, we'll eat finger sandwiches...

by RizzyRedRaccoon August 30, 2023

speedruning shorts

Yt shorts series made by joe caine.

Speedruning shorts!

by Why do i even exist September 25, 2023

Short World

Where it feels like the world has half the population and the streets are empty. Basically it feels like your alone.
When you feel short World/ short Worlded you are alone

“Jesus, the streets look very short World today,”

by StrangerWords July 10, 2022

Short Order

Prostitute. A Male or female person who exchanges sex/companionship in exchange for money and/or material gains.

Old Ricky can't stay away from them short orders. Always throwing his money at them.

by Brockwurst June 26, 2022