Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER

Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention

by Mr Connor October 1, 2007

Shaft Shining

A sex act performed on guys by girls with wet vaginas, where she rubs her groolon his hard cock while the tip stays inside her, thus putting a shine on his shaft.

Felicia is the shaft shining queen stroking Ponch's cock like that.

by Mr_0Wtf March 7, 2017

shiftlexia

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.

Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"

by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008

shifty snake

Able to lose your boner while having sex and is still able to cum

During sex Kyle gave me the shifty snake, he was hitting all my good spos

by Shifty snake February 4, 2017

Burp Shifting

Making noises with your mouth and throat that replicate those that would be made by a motor vehicle (typically a dirt bike).

"weeeawheeeeeee wewewwwwwwweee"

"Yo that's some nice burp shifting right there"

by Lord McTatertots July 26, 2007

Bi-Shiftual

Someone who types using both the left and right shift keys.

Ben first realised he was Bi-Shiftual while writing a letter using alternate hands.

by TwilightFan42 January 9, 2011

Swedish Shifter

In Sweden it is required to learn and test out in a manual transmission car for your license. So Swedes are quite proficient with handling sticks while driving. To receive pleasure while performing vertical stroking hand to genital contact (hand job) while driving is also referred to as a Swedish Shifter.

Dude Sofie gave me a fucking banging Swedish Shifter. I came for a mile on the highway.

by 4 Whiskeys of the Apocolypse June 21, 2013