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Rogers My Beans

When something goes awry or rubs one the wrong way.
Ya know what really rogers my beans? The tax rate in my local municipality
by Phyllibuster December 15, 2024
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Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
To help out unknown vocabulary:Roger Rooster masurbation pleasure boner legs penis lube
by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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Stinging Roger

When you get butt-fucked by a trucker with hepatitis.
"Last night was hectic, I got porked down under by a trucker, now my hole doesn't feel whole, it was a real Stinging Roger"
by mooflese September 10, 2023
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Shaggy Rogers Hp:5

Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family.
"Yo! Have you got a rating from Shaggy Rogers Hp:5?"

"Yeah man! Like, I got 5 stars, + 5 HP!"
by Shaggy Shoppa September 19, 2022
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Roger Jones

To finish the last bit of food in a shared container of food.
John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.

He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
by PlumPare August 11, 2024
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Mr. Rogers

He was a creepy old man who had his own children’s TV show. He was a real oddball. Mr fucking mcfeely and shit.

Thanks for making me nice and easily trusting of most people, and easy to be taken advantage of. I did exactly what he told me as a child and to be nice to others, and all it did was get me fucking picked on and used... I fucking hate that man.
I can’t believe they made a movie for Mr. Rogers.
by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020
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Roger

A sarcastic form of acknowledgement, that can be 'toxic' to one's sanity. Usually the person who uses this term does not like to eat raw eggs.
"So you're telling me the sky is pink? OOOOOHHH....ROGER....."
by UncleRoger69 September 28, 2021
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