penis raper

when a girl has sex with a man and rides his penis so hard that he refers to it to his friends as rape

haley is such a penis raper in bed!

by the funny guy and his friend August 30, 2009

baby raper

he whom find enjoyment in having sex with babies.

that baby raper sure loves kids

by crazy honkie August 30, 2006

Robert Blake

The actor who is now on trial for murdering his wife.

Yeah. Baretta did that shit.

by bigtones January 18, 2005

Robert Pattinson

Some dude who got the role of some random vampire dude that only females like.
Isn't good looking at all, but apparently Hollywood has declared he is the hottest star on earth and therefore, we as sheep who follow our "Holly Shepherd Wood" must also say that he is the hottest star on earth, although the author of this definition declares him to be ugly, a terrible actor, and never deserved the role of Cedric Diggory in harry Potter.

Anna: Isn't Robert Pattinson hot?
Me: No

Sally: Isn't the guy who plays Edward Cullen in Twilight hot?
Me: No.

Julie: Isn't the guy who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter hot?
Me: No.

Anna: But his eyebrows are so goddamn sexy
Me: They're bushy. Like a tree with no trunk on a spring day.

Sally: Doesn't he have such a hot body?
Me: I've seen better. Their abs actually look real.

Julie: His smile makes me melt
Me: So does the sun. Doesn't mean I like it. 'Sides, he can't even smile. it's more like a grimace

by ihaterobertpattinson September 20, 2009

dirty robert

fucking a girl in the ass while she's passed out with mono

last night i needed some so i pulled a dirty robert

by bobby t April 24, 2005

Emma Robertson

Absoloutly gorgeous in every way possible! Not So bright! but got a good heart! shes a great friend and very popular (with lads) and girls. everyone lovers her including herself But then again who wouldn't!

LUCKY BYAAATCH
Whooooooooooooooooooo

'that girl is so emma Robertson'

'i would love to be like emma robertson'

by ShiShiShaSha December 25, 2007

Robert Pattinson

An amazing, talented, gorgeous British actor who is probably best known for playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but is likely to become even more well-known since he is set to play Edward Cullen in the film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling novel, Twilight.

Rob fan #1: Isn't Robert Pattinson the sex bomb?

Rob fan #2: I know, right?!

by Twilighter February 23, 2008