Ripped-cakes

Fucking stoned.

Hey dude, I'm ripped-cakes man.. ripped-cakes.

by bpaq April 9, 2011

Ripping puss

Queef.
The equivalent of Ripping Ass.
A fart from the vagina.

Man, I queefed so much last night, I couldn't stop ripping puss

by Spobret March 28, 2021

Ripping Dook

When you rip a wet fart on someone

Dook Ripper: “ I gotta take a shit so badly but I don’t know if I will make it in time”
*Rips Dook 3 times in a row”
Bitch Ass Pussy: “bro stop ripping Dook this room has became a biohazard”

by ʙig G May 5, 2022

rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

ripping buns

1. farting

Ripping buns: I just ripped some serious buns. You probably want to leave the room.

by yumbleboo June 16, 2011

rip tuck

the act of banging a virgin so hard that her vagina seems to tear/rip and you are forced to tuck in your genitals and run from the scene

Jenny wasn't a virgin anymore, Todd gave her the old rip tuck maneuver

by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

Rip the Rod

Fishing

Nigga let’s rip the rod

by JoeMarks June 14, 2019