Put the yogurt in the parfait

Simply means to have sex

Put the yogurt in the parfait

by LilRobbie_1 September 18, 2016

put on a good hammer

Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.

Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.

by Blaze bro 23 May 18, 2011

Putting Z's in the Trunk

When you're going down on a girl's butthole and you pass a kidney stone and leave it there. (Without consent)

Damn I can't believe I got away with Putting Z's in the Trunk. Becky is gonna be shitting pebbles later.

by Klownrad May 26, 2023

Putting the Boys in the Freezer

Using one's testicles as a hand warmer.

Person 1: Man, my hands are really cold.

Person 2: Have you tried Putting the Boys in the Freezer?

Person 1: Wowie! This really helped!

by Juli-poo June 11, 2023

put the cat in the bin

An expression used to signify a harmful action without proper reason.

Derived from the incident in Coventry, England, in which Mary Bale placed a cat in a wheelie bin seemingly with no motivation.

I totally shouldn't have hit out at my buddy like that. I really put the cat in the bin with that one..

by ceebs123 August 25, 2010

put in a bay leaf

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass

Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

Put on your records

To have sex

When jill told jack put on your records he knew it was go time

by Gfjjfk March 4, 2010