Pumpkin Cruncher

Slur used to mock people and the thick accents of those from Somerset, Dorset, Devon and other similiar agrarian outbacks in southwest England.
Gerthed: " Ooo arp go on yer shahger lezzer knos whats you playins at bab.
Clive Austint: Mandem a Pumpkin Cruncher.
by pumpkincruncher1987 May 16, 2025
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Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.
Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.
by BizzyBalls June 05, 2022
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Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.

I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.
Smashing Pumpkins are dull.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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Smashing pumpkins

A term used when two gay males are fucking and their balls are smacking together "smashing pumpkins"
A gay guy tells his friends " sorry I didn't answer your phone call last night me and my boyfriend were Smashing Pumpkins"
by Skruffyjohnson November 07, 2020
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pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne
That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess
by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008
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pumpkin punisher

When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte
Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!
by Pumpkin Punisher October 29, 2020
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a ranga with orange pubes called carrot patch
carrot patch with pumpkin soup shaving red pubes
by Random Rdoxx October 28, 2013
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