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premature egradulations

One can give another premature egradulations, if the person congratulates the other before they have achieved set goal.
by redrob16 December 9, 2012
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Premature e-Santa-ation

The feeling one gets when they believe the Christmas holiday came so suddenly
Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation
by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012
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Premature Esnackulation

Verb/Noun
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.
by Cucs March 21, 2013
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Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.
You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."
by pseudonympth September 19, 2013
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Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.
Dude, I totally jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!
by AverageMan December 8, 2013
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Premature etextulation

When you type out a text, didn't proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it's all jacked up and auto correct f***ed you. This is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation!
Why did I send that? I just had a premature etextulation!
by Smurph69 July 21, 2014
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premature adulation

When you've bragged to your friends about something before it's official.
I suffered an acute case of premature adulation when I told my friends I submitted a word to Urban Dictionary...then was rejected.
by MJAlbus January 3, 2014
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