Have fun being poor

The proper thing to tell anyone who tells you they lost all their money in NFTs

"I lost my house because I took out a second mortgage to buy bored apes" "lol. Have fun being poor"

by Yhdycjgddjg June 20, 2022

Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.

Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.

by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010

poor man’s lemonade

marmalade

did you guys know marmalade is often referred to as poor man’s lemonade?

by xmasanarchist September 20, 2022

poor

people who's headphones have wires

"hey that guy over there is so poor he isn't even using apple headphones."

by Jaden Mckenzie January 29, 2019

Poor Fishing

The act of bring any amount of money (the funnest would be a lot of change) to school or any social group and you have to wait until you make a big circle. You would throw the money down on the floor and just watch your dumb ass poor friends scramble and pile each other for it. Make sure the money is directly in the circle so everyone can crash into each other. Change is the best experience since you could throw quarter after quarter and watch people tear each other's assholes for it. Basically for the LULZ

friend 1: Hey man lets go play poor fishing
friend 2: ok, hold on let me jizz on the dollar first
friend 1: XD

by Patrick Bateman_Killer1989 October 4, 2014

Poor Abbie

Whenever something bad happens to someone.

“That person just got hit by a bus, poor Abbie."

“That guy just got hit my lightening, what a poor abbie.”

by bigjohninnit October 5, 2022

Semi-poor

One step up from truly being poor. But one step down from being considered broke.
One wrong financial move away from being destitute.

I have just enough to pay most of my bills but not enough to have a social life. I'm semi-poor.

by xlant1 January 18, 2018