poop chills

What a person encounters when they have to take a shit. Poop chills can be defined as the raising of arm hair, feeling hot and cold at the same time, feeling clammy, feeling sweaty, and the puckering of the anus in anticipation of shitting. Poop chills will usally continue until the person has relieved the load, where the feeling of relief will wash over them.

Guy 1: I think I'm getting poop chills *clenches jaw and squeezes legs*
Guy 2: Getting what?
Guy 1: You know, that feeling you get when you have to take a massive shit?

by devon2857019845 July 7, 2008

Poop Cone

The poop that's left over on the tip of your cock after you've fucked and gaped out a girls booty hole.

When I got done banging that girl in the ass, I had a massive Poop Cone left over on the tip of my cock.

by iyaoyasao2 February 19, 2010

Shotgun Poop

A bathroom experience where poop exits at highspeed out of the anus resulting in a big splash of poop all around the toilet bowl almost like a shotgun blast after hitting Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Most common with spicy foods. May look like you shot Mr. Hankey with a 12 Gauge.

The toilet had a hard time digesting that Shotgun Poop after I blasted it

by D Babe 90 September 8, 2010

Blitzkrieg Poop

The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter.

Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up.

by Renter Darsh June 1, 2007

Poop Drunk

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.

I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.

by roger2001 March 13, 2010

Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

Gang-pooping

When a group of people of at least five forcibly poop on another.

Every Brown Wednesday my friends and I go gang-pooping.

by Group-poopers4ever December 23, 2012