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South Pole Elf

A member of a group who doesn't seem to belong but is needed for the group to function more efficiently.
"Gosh Ted really doesn't get along very well does he?"

"Yeah but he's the best worker on the squad."

Guess he's kind of the South Pole Elf of the office."
South Pole Elf by ImpressionMan March 24, 2011

south pole 

a ugly wanna be ghetto clothing line thats cheaply made. Most mexicans/ middle easterns wares it, cuz they are too poor to buy ecko. south pole are sold at mervyn's, and ross.
NEVER EVER buy south pole
south pole by AH LA LA LA April 5, 2007

suck pole 

getting head from one jusha krycerick.
i seens tyrone at the local circle K, he wanted to suck pole for watermelon
suck pole by aitek March 18, 2005

African Totem Pole 

When multiple homosexual Negro males lie face up,and insert the penis below them into his asshole.Originated from San Francisco,where these towers are known to be stories high.The top male,known as the "Eagle Scout" is rewarded with a nice M-town Shit Tits for his bravery.The bottom male,known as the "boot",is rewared with a empty liquor bottle,filled with prime San Franciscan Teenage Buttcum.These activities are characterized by multiple hospitalizations due to chronic Pink Sock.No lubrication is used.
Stephen loves to be invited to a nice African Totem Pole,last time Stephen went he had a Pink Sock so bad he couldnt shit his Taco Bell right for weeks

Waxing the pole 

When one person manually masterbates a guy or when a guy masterbates himself.
Hey Andy, how did your date go last night? Did you get a blow job?

No I didn't get a blow job, but man that chick was good at waxing the pole!
Waxing the pole by Dork Flucker April 13, 2010

Scrotum Pole 

Remarkably tall man with a persnality of a ball sack
That unusually lanky chap over there just clobbered that old lady over the loaf of bread with her own hand bag! What a Scrotum Pole
Scrotum Pole by Mace419 January 22, 2011