Poodle

A person who annoys you. Someone who won't stop leaving you alone and is always poodling you about things.

Connor: You remember Dwayne?

Strasko: The annoying one in school? Yes, I do.

Connor: Well yesterday he wouldn't stop leaving me alone, he is such a poodle.

Strasko: Yeah he was also poodling me about 2 days ago about me busting down his girlfriend Maria.

by Potato_Masher October 20, 2021

Peddlephile

A person who is sexually attracted to bicycles that are under 20inches

Keep that guy away from your bike. He's a peddlephile

by MoeDaHoe46 August 17, 2021

podile

A close relative of the crocodile.

Person1: Man did you see that podile?

Person2: Yeah that podile was pretty cool

by ajbgahskbvhksd September 13, 2021

Podule

An individual modular sub-system developed for an Acorn computer.

I purchased a new podule to play games on this Archimedies.

by Lord Gooseberry February 8, 2022

Puddle Blaster

1. A person who drive/rides through big puddles

2. A person who makes females orgasm

My dad is a puddle blaster!

by Soup Kitchen PB July 17, 2022

Puddle Puffer

Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.

Lance Is coming over to party but he’s such a puddle puffer. We get high but I never get laid!

by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023

Puddle person

A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.

Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.

by Sumaly October 13, 2023