Paddington's Pajama's

Article of clothing worn between the sheets. It was once said that Paddington the bear growled all day and night until he found the right pair of pajama's to wear to bed. He tried several pairs and non of them ever fit him right. So he designed a plan to search the world over for the perfect pair. He didn't want satin or he'd surly slide off the bed. He didn't want wool. It made him itch. He didn't want thick because it made him sweat. Then he happened to be on the Net searching and all of a sudden the perfect pair popped up on his screen. They were soft cotton, breathable, full of color and air and even if he got cold they would always keep him warm.

A perfect love is like a pair of Paddington's Pajama's when it pops up in someones life it fit's.

I think he/she needs a pair of paddington's pajama's so they stop growling at people and know that they fit each other so right.

Paddington have you found your pajama's yet?

by Wlfdg's<3spoon February 4, 2010

Sad Pudding

If something is easy to do or simple and you mess up or blow it. YOU FAIL

If josh is walking around his house and he trips out of no where and stubs his toe.

Walter : Sad Pudding

by Josh, Walter January 27, 2010

Black Pudding Bender

One who creates, cooks, bends and ultimately ties both ends together to create a U-shape. Usually a butcher.

A singularly expertised individual.

One who uses up all the off-cuts.

Your local butcher is not fit to lace a Black Pudding Bender's boots.

by Hereticdark September 13, 2011

duck pudding

when you lay on your back when its raining and someone drops a load of jizz on ya face.

Me and my woman was in the woods getting our freak on. It started raining so i got in a hurry and gave her a duck pudding.

by Ivannahump May 2, 2012

Anal Prodding

Anal prodding involves two people, a prodder and a proddee, the prodder prods the proddee with the chosen tool (this includes but is not limited to the penis or middle finger) the tool is inserted repeatedly at a given speed or it can be left inside for a given time. Anal prodding only takes place on a Monday

"Danni gave Henry his weekly anal prodding on Monday"

by bmw_boy May 11, 2014

Finger Pudding

1. the unfortunate residue on the tip of the finger or underneath finger nail that results from puncturing through thin toilet paper.

2. Pussy

1. "Bitch tried to save money on toilet paper, and all I got was finger pudding."

2. "The first time I reached third base it felt like I had found finger pudding."

by sdssds2 thumbs October 23, 2019

Pudding Pop

The act of wiping one's butt with inferior toilet paper and a finger unintentionally breaches the tissue, thus becoming layered in fecal matter.

Hey dude, could you upgrade the toilet paper. I got nothing but pudding pops with every wipe.

Or

Be careful with this toilet paper it's prone to pudding pop.

by IceAdvice January 19, 2013