blissey please stop typing random shit

When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable

Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable

Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit

by shinhows May 7, 2024

Pleasing

Harry Styles’ new beauty line including products such as nail polish, serums, and eye gel.

Not to be confused with the feeling you get during… you know.

Mitch: Hey Sarah, I love your nail polish. What brand is it?
Sarah: Pleasing by Harry Styles! It comes in 4 different colors, would you like some?
Mitch: Sure!

by soin1D November 14, 2021

Packets out please

Indicating the packets are currently not out, and need to be taken our promptly

Packets out please

by Brian the Gentleman December 18, 2025

Sam please shut up

Yes u heard me

sam please shut up

Ur annoying

by Gofuckurdog August 5, 2020

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024

Gentlemen can we focus please?

A rhetorical question implying a group of gentlemen is misbehaving or is not focused in the classroom.

Brian: Gentlemen can we focus please?

by Brian the Gentleman December 3, 2025

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024