Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.
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My boyfriend used a pile pipe to administer his ointment for his hemorrhoidal tissue. He said it felt good so I shoved it in my ass.
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Get the petty pilfery mug.A sexual act that involves two participants. The person on the bottom stretches open his/her anus so that the person on the top may squat over said anus and excrete fecal matter directly into it. The bottom, with a bit of dexterity, can then proceed to push the "oil" back up the "pipeline" if he/she so desires.
"My Georgian girlfriend, Cynthia, and I were enjoying a delightful Caspian Pipeline, until Boris, from Russia, attacked Cynthia, claiming her as his own, and temporarily breaking the flow."
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Get the phat porn pipe mug.A glass tube that can be bought at some convienient stores and comes with a rose in them. The glass tube is used for smoking crystal meth by putting the crystals in the pipe, heating in up until it melts with a lighter, and then slowly inhailing and then letting the smoke out without holding it in like marijuana. Most users keep their pipes in colored rags, usually red, sometimes blue, because the pipes will get hot and if someone walks up on them they can hide it without burning themselves. The crystal meth will re-crystalize around the pipe and the user will 'spin' the pipe to get all of the crystal meth out. Crystal meth can also be smoked out of a lightbulb by removing the black part at the base where the lightbulb should be screwed into an outlet, then the crystal meth is dropped down into the lightbulb and is heated as with the rose pipe until it melts and smokes, and a straw is put in so the user can suck the smoke in. Crystal meth can also be smoked by taking a piece of tin foil and putting the crystals on top, lighting the bottom until in melts, and running the lighter over it a little (so the foil doesn't burn) until the crystals smoke and then sucking it up through a straw. Another way to do crystal meth is to just snort it as it is, or by crushing it up (the bottom of a lighter works good, but don't use the bottom of a lighter to crush pills because the pill will fly across the room or wherever you are)and then putting it into lines (a regular playing card works great for this)and then snorting in. Tips for this include putting the lines on a flat hard surface, especially glass or marble, and when you first do this don't do a G line (a large line, save that for later) do a more skimpy line so you can test it out first. You can also swallow it, but I've never done this, so you may want to stick to the other methods. Stay safe and don't shoot up, even if these methods above stop working, remember that crystal is an easy drug to quit because the withdrawals are psycological, and if you quit you can always wait and then start again when your body is used to NOT having it, like methadone (SEE methadone)
Crystal meth can be okay if you know how to do it and are safe about it, which is why I've written all of this.
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