peter weevil

body lice or "the crabs"

Boy, I went out with old Jane last week and she gave me a bad case of the peter weevils!

by Ed Whiffle August 6, 2006

the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"

last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.

by the phantom May 23, 2004

peter bopping

When a man wakes up with a solid woody and thumps his partner on the forehead. Like little bunny fufu.

He woke up and saw his girlfriend laying there and went over and Peter bopped her.

Mushroom stamping

dick slapped
boner woody peter bop peter bopping

by Cold toes January 30, 2016

Peter Gaa

Funniest dude in Ghana, now a term for funny people.

Iddi is now a Peter Gaa

by Sniper95 June 5, 2020

Kyle Peter

Neighbor to the Jonas Brothers. He took a trip to the year 3000, not much had changed but they lived underwater, and one of the boys’ (probably Kevin’s) great great great granddaughter was doing fine.

Stood there with my neighbor, Kyle Peter, and a Flux Capacitor

by ThecatnamedAgnes March 23, 2019

Peter Griffined

A deadly sucker punch to the throat causing severe swelling to the esophagus.

Man Chad got Peter Griffined at the party last night by Brittney!

by Hammond25 February 7, 2021

Peter Teeter

When pain goes back and forth between your anus and your penis while you are having a bowel movement.

Hi son! How was your dump? I hope you didn't have Peter Teeter again.

by urbandigital January 19, 2016