Holy Moses Mother of Pearl

Holy Moses Mother of Pearl is something you would yell instead of swearing when your in the company of small children and the elderly and something bad has happened.

On the way home from Chuck-E-Cheese Pizza, Ryan's friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise Ryan's friend Jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! With vomit running down her back she almost dropped the "F" bomb and instead shouted, "Holy Moses Mother of Pearl!" "Did you just recycle pizza in my hair?"

by Shucky Kunt August 31, 2017

A Reuben Pearce

An an extremely ugly person who is short and fat. They can't play football no matter how hard they try. The most often get rejected by girls for their height.

A marling boy "stop being a Reuben Pearce!"

by A marling boy April 13, 2020

Pearl Drops

ejaculation in spurts usually as in porn movies.

Selina had this gorgeous pearl drops necklace from Ron Jeremy's sparkling wad.

by smudgie February 9, 2006

pearl

To roll a blunt extremely well and tight, and sometimes used to denote the twist of the tobacco when rolling.

Props on that pearled blunt.

by Connor! April 11, 2006

pearly shit

Some time after anal sex when you have dumped your load in the recievers arse...she/he crawls up onto your chest, squats and crimps out a pearly shit.

"My new girlfriend is into some really freaky shit....last night she sat on my chest and did a nasty little pearly shit!"

by SpnkFceSplt March 19, 2010

Pearl

Definitely not a basic bitch. Loves Billie Eilish and metal rock music. Tries hard to avoid liking mainstream stuff cuz you know she ain't basic. But a really great friend though :)

Me- so what you watching on Netflix
Pearl-end of the fucking world
Me- ohh...yeah i like it too.... I'm on a friends marathon right now....mahn i loveee Joeyyy!!
Pearl- lol you know... it's weird but I've not watched a single episode of friends yet!
Me- ofcourse! Why would you?! It's mainstream and you not a basic bitch to spend time watching such basic stuff!
Pearl- tries to look irritated but can't help but laugh cuz she know it's true :)

by Sobasiclol September 23, 2019

Twist pearls

In the act rolling a perfect blunt.

Hold up a sec... hand over that fire, im about to twist pearls.

by TooWeezyisCBreezy March 13, 2009