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Plaker

Plaker is what you get when you combine a player and a poker. Plaker is what you call a person who cyber pokes a lot of people of the opposite sex at the same time on Fb. Just like a player will play around with different women/men. But in this case, he pokes around. And he doesn't want the other pokees to find out and so gets rid of any public posts that will give him away.
I just found out he was poking all the women on facebook, what a plaker.

Stop plaking around or you're going to get caught.

You're plaking's just gotta stop.

He's the number one plaker.
by Sheelatin73 June 14, 2011
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Packet Faggot

When you cut open a packet of food (Usually lollies or chips) with scissors in a neat, straight line. Instead of the ripping it open
by What's_a_pseudonym? D: September 8, 2011
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packed a freshy

slang term used to describe when a person refilled a smoking pipe, water-bong, or hookah with a desired smoking product (i.e. marijuana, tobacco).
Hey man, wanna hit this bowl? I just packed a freshy!
by mindbomber February 14, 2012
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Packet-Monkey

pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon September 24, 2012
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packed heat

used a strap-on during sex.
When was the last time you packed heat with her?

About a month ago!
by thatlesbianchick January 10, 2014
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Peakeasy

"Peaking Easily"
1. Reaching Maximum Potential

2. Reaching the Top Easily
He's Peaking Easily (or Peakeasy)
by Sir Jones January 24, 2015
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Peakeasy

"Peaking Easily"
1. Reaching Maximum Potential

2. Reaching the Top Easily
He's Peaking Easily (or Peakeasy)
by Sir Jones January 24, 2015
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