by Daniel Paris January 5, 2017
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by Iamheremf November 20, 2021
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noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
Sam: "Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak "
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
by Krakaphoon February 3, 2018
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My best friend is Paris
by BUNANANANNANAN December 17, 2021
Get the Paris mug.Also known as Alexandra's Affliction or Hugo Psychosis, this is a disease affecting Hugonuts, and a catalyst for many Deirty Girls, named after Alexandra Paris, a well known writer of NSFW Hugo Weaving fanfiction. It causes them to develop extremely unhinged, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 behavior. (yes, you HAVE to say freaky like that)
Symptoms include at least two of the following. Most people affected by Paris Syndrome do not experience every side effect
1. Foot fetish
2. Sexual attraction to figurines
3. Strong craving for black liquids
4. An obsession with a place known as Wordington, insisting that Agent Smith lives there
5. Autoandrophilia
Symptoms include at least two of the following. Most people affected by Paris Syndrome do not experience every side effect
1. Foot fetish
2. Sexual attraction to figurines
3. Strong craving for black liquids
4. An obsession with a place known as Wordington, insisting that Agent Smith lives there
5. Autoandrophilia
"I'm starting to think the webmaster has Paris Syndrome, this is her sixth post giggling over elf feet"
by nekoriki February 8, 2025
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You simp for her 24/365.
But she doesn't give a fuck about you as she's too busy setting her own standards for men.
(Sorry dude but you can't beat jeong jaehyun)
She's stuck in your mind.
Forever..... there is no escape ❣
You simp for her 24/365.
But she doesn't give a fuck about you as she's too busy setting her own standards for men.
(Sorry dude but you can't beat jeong jaehyun)
She's stuck in your mind.
Forever..... there is no escape ❣
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