Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.

"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad

by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018

sexy man pumpkin

A bare-chested, muscled guy in gray sweatpants wearing a freshly carved Pumpkin over his head as a mask; or a simple latex Pumpkin Mask.

I wanna fuck a SEXY MAN PUMPKIN on Halloween this year!!!

by nativedude11:11 September 19, 2020

Upside Down Pumpkin

When you flip a pregnant woman upside down while rubbing her clit and licking her cinnamon ring.

I upside down pumpkin my wife at our best friends party.

by Deadpool Pumpkin May 15, 2025

Among us gyat pumpkin

It’s a pumpkin shaped like an among us character with gyat

There is an among us gyat pumpkin

by Chicken tikka masala 20552 February 12, 2025

Leather pumpkin

Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure

I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin

by Martybj September 22, 2023

Cum Pumpkins

Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.

Show me those cum pumpkins baby, I wanna drop a fat load all over them!

by BigK22 August 28, 2023

Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022