Project Zeus

An enormous joint made by sticking 3 king sized rizlas together, two horizontally and one vertically.

Made famous through the well know television show "Big Ganja House" the project zeus first appeared in a 6-week special filmed at the Epton residence.

It has now become the symbol of all that is pot-head.

Not to be confused with the Mini Zeus or the Doctor Zeus

Jim: "Safe bledd, Project Zeus it?"
Stu: "Yeahh boy"


Jay: "Got any kingys?"
Chris: "Nah, fuck it, make a mini Zeus"

by Jay-Bledd January 26, 2009

Project Guy

Dating someone that you have the sole purpose to change, fix, or improve. Having no other true interest in this person other than wanting to make them better.

"She just wants to give him better style, swag, and a better vocabulary. He's a total project guy."

by Broshawnallamalickdus May 17, 2012

Project

A fucking nightmare when teachers want to know your how smart you are and make you shove money up your ass to buy supplies because your school is broke as fuck. Then the whole entire week you remember you had to do a project and you say “tomorrow I’ll do it” then you wake up for school the day it is due and you are like “oh shit the project! The teacher will rape my report card!” And have the teacher scream at you because you didn’t do it.

Yo you did the project?

Lmao fuck no fucking nerd

by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018

MS Project

A tool above all tools for managing space, time and even MSN.

I love working with MS Project. I will install MS Project right now.

by Hard Wear September 11, 2005

female projects

if your single and your working on a girl to get with this way you can play the field with mutiple people and not do nothing wrong

dave:hay lad have you goten with anyone yet
ben:no but ive got some female projects on the go just looking for whos the best girl

by ben ingo December 7, 2007

on the project

trying to conceive a child

Sheila and her husband have been on the project for a few months, but she's not knocked up yet.

by Sasha Gabril September 26, 2005

proctor

when someone ruins your night by trying to rap in front of everybody, then fails miserably

"shit man, dont do a proctor onstage infront of all those people!"

by KSGNENWHOGNGO September 2, 2009