Pet Collecting

(The Real Life Equivalent to Pokemon Catching)

Essencially Bug/Reptile Catching but with Mammals

Basically you use Cages/Crates to Catch Mammals and Guns with Nets to Catch Birds

Then you Keep Them as a Pet Until they Die Where you Make a Taxidermy Out of Them for Display (Just like with Insects)

Some People May Also Use These Exotic Pets For Protection or to Fight With (Just like a Pokemon) While Most Just use the Pet as a Mythical Companion

This Practice of Pet Collecting However is Very Illegal in Most Countries

(More So than Getting an Exotic Pet Through the Black Market or a Farm)
So Proceed with Caution

Kid 1: Hey Look at What i Found

Kid 2: What is It

Kid 1: its a A Raccoon I Found While Pet Collecting

Kid 2: ill Give it a Treat if my Squirrel Can Handle Fighting it

Kid 1 OK Bring it On!

by baliebox4916 February 9, 2023

National Pet Day

March 20th is national pet day, the day when you celebrate your pet

“Happy national pet day”

by National pet day May 20, 2024

Teachers pet

year 9 kid called patrik kandrac who is favourited by teachers

Teachers pet patrik: Miss peter is hitting matthew

by darylb07 July 30, 2021

pet

roxie

roxie is my pet

by anonymous June 14, 2022

ex-pet

A pet that left you. Ex: If you had a dog, and it ran away.

"My dog ran away, now he's my ex-pet!"

by ThunderSpider May 31, 2017

fancy pet

Amazing, wonderful and extremely cute human being that usually sleeps in fetal position and farts meanwhile.

Look at Ana. She must be a fancy pet

by Fancypet July 25, 2018

She's probably pet a few cats in her day

A woman who's been with other women.

Me: "Dude, check her out, she's probably pet a few cats in her day..."

My dude: "Oooh, me-yow... Definitely."

by Trixie Ty'esha Huxtible April 23, 2014