penis per capita

The ratio of males to females in a social setting such as a party, concert, etc.

Average Joe 1: Hey Joe, want to go the big party this Friday?

Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.

by Captain_C@veman January 29, 2010

penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures

I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

by peniswindowshopper March 13, 2010

Penisburglar

A woman that likes to date guys that are already in a relationship.

Brenda is such a penisburglar.

Do you plan on doing some penisburglaring tonight?

Those ladies are a bunch of penisburglars.

by ElColbertoElBlacko January 20, 2011

Penis Crush

When someone has a crush on a guy's penis. The person most likely only likes the guy because of his penis size or what he can do in the bedroom. Although, a penis crush can turn into something more.

I have a major penis crush on Brett.

I dont really like Tom, I just have a penis crush on him.

by simmadana February 28, 2011

penis failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22, 2008, George Carlin passed away due to penis failure.

by VarietyPerson November 28, 2011

penis guitar

When someone takes out their penis and pretends to play it as though they were playing a guitar.

"I planned on going to bed yesterday, but my roommate was penis guitaring in our room, so I went and cried in the bathroom."

by Hieu Jass November 14, 2013

penis warmer

A nice warm cozy safe place for your member usually a vagina or tube sock.

My penis was cold and lonely so it found a home in penis warmer between a barstool queen's thighs.

by Carri Leche March 4, 2014