Patti Alvarez

Patti Alvarez favorite daughter is Amelie Marie. She loves her more then Sophia Noblett. She is a pretty chav.

Patti Alvarez is an amazing pretty chav xoxo

by idk x May 22, 2021

nut patty

When you ejaculate in between a female's ass cheeks and procede to slap them together like two buns on a burger creating a "nut patty".

Person 1: "Did you nut in her bro?"
Person 2: "Nah I just madea quick nut patty, you want one?"

by Stizzy Smokah October 20, 2019

Patty Slap

To spank someone's ass in a playfully sexual context.

1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.

2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.

by waluigimaniac December 27, 2021

Patty Cake

When she gets shit face wasted and pisses herself while playing patty cake on the porch.

“Patty cake patty cake bakers man”

by Emmiebabbie December 2, 2020

patty swaddle

to doggy paddle (Payton is a dumbass and cannot say doggy paddle properly)

“You wanna patty swaddle?” said Payton

by bootythicc August 27, 2019

patty-cake threesome

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)

"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."

by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014

Crabby patty

Mr Crabby’s after life.
Spongebob really wanted the Crusty Crab... :)

AYE YO, SPONGE BOB! BRING ME MY CRABBY PATTY!

by DirtNmud January 23, 2021