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German oven

Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.
I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her
by Bois club August 10, 2016
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Oven

That thing your mom and Dad uses to make food hot. They told you to do it but you were too lazy.
Mom; "Honey can you get the pizza out of the oven,"
You; "But mom why can't you do it, this is is why dad left you,"
by BellRose369 February 5, 2019
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Get in my oven

GET IN MY OVEN GET IN MY OVEN GET IN MY OVEN GET IN MY OVEN
Renee: Hi indigo whats up
Indigo: Get in my oven
by duorqu May 2, 2023
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Voluntary Dutch Oven

When your person farts under the blanket either while your sleeping or awake. Then proceeds to say to you "Do you smell that? It smells like shit!" And of course being partially out of it you sniff it up ffs.
Girlfriend "What Is that smell? It smells like shit" Boyfriend "eeewwww it does smell like shit" was themat a Voluntary Dutch Oven
by Ass Rippa September 23, 2022
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oven toast

Something that people who struggle have to make. It's literally a sin against God to put such a lovely piece of bread into the oven to burn the heavenly acts away.
Bob: Hey, what is that?

Billy: Oven toast...

Bob: damn it Billy, what are you? Stupid?

Billy: maybe...
by Mrblackkratos March 27, 2015
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Brick oven

Someone who cannot catch a ball to save his/her life but is still hot as fuck anyway.
*(Billy doesn’t catch ball)* “Billy is such a brick oven. He should just die, but he’s cute so never mind. No homo!”
by Chip-skylark June 15, 2018
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Hairy Oven

"she had a well hairy Oven."
by Hairy Oven February 3, 2018
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