frogging ash pole

A hilariously bad re-dubbed piece of dialogue used in place of "fucking asshole" in the summer 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" when lovesick Ted (played by Ben Stiller) confronts stalkers Healy (Matt Dillon), a former private eye hired by Ted to find her who subsequently also falls for Mary and Tucker (Lee Evans), a friend of Mary's pretending to be someone other than his pizza delivery job really is.
Healy: You're calling <i>me</i> a stalker?

Ted: (waving bottle) You're a frogging ash pole.
by Urban Squirrel March 08, 2013
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Pole scrubbing mustache

A mustache most commonly found on leather boys,i.e. Tom of Finnland. Must be large bushy and over the lip so that it scrubs the partners pole.
I dont know if Wilford Brimley is gay or not, I'm just saying he's got a pole scrubbing mustache.
by Brett Bennetts January 31, 2009
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totem pole sisters

two girls who share or have shared the same sexual partner
Girl 1: I had sex with Brad last night!
Girl 2: Wait...so did I.
Girl 1: I guess that makes us totem pole sisters!
by Brad the Dick April 14, 2014
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mato on a cane pole

referring to a penis with a big head and long skinny shaft
That boy has a mato on a cane pole
by carriekid1 September 03, 2010
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stripper pole central

A term used by a girl of African descent at my school. Used to desribe a girl looking slutty in appearance
A black girl at school was walking towards another black girl. One girl was wearing a tank top and the other said "Wat you be wearin, this aint no stripper pole central.
by Jamaaal October 19, 2007
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pissing up a pole

a complete waste of time and effort that backfires anyway.
like spitting into the wind, but worse.

see also piss up a rope
If you've been nominated for the same award 4 times and never won, to nominate yourself _again_ is like pissing up a pole.
by Quitcher April 03, 2008
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Game's up the pole

1. Used when something is ruined.

2. Used when a conversation is stopped due to a bad joke.
1. 'Fuck, the stupid Mac froze.'
'Pffft, games up the pole.'

2. 'Communism!'
'Games up the pole, homes.'
by Jonny Campbell June 11, 2004
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