fuck brain

1. A person who impedes the flow of traffic on two lane highways by driving far below the speed limit.

2. A person who makes a stupid move while driving a car.

1. That stupid fuck brain is doing 35 MPH in a 55 zone!!

2. That stupid fuck brain!! They don't know how to drive. Look, they're all over the road!!

by Dan of Earth February 20, 2005

Brain-crash

Situation in which the brain locks-up like a crashed computer due to overload.

Today went so fubar I suffered a brain-crash

by SkyCharger November 2, 2008

lamb brains

The act of taking only your ball sack out of your pants, choking the balls tightly to the bottom of the sack tightly with your fist, and then standing nonchalantly next to a friend in an attempt to get him or her to look them unknowingly. When and if they do look, you must bleat loudly, mocking a sheep.

That lousy Ralphy got me to look at his lamb brains the other night… and it was while I was eating too.

by Ted N. Renner May 2, 2006

dog brain

a dumbass or mentally challenged person

Don't chug the Pepto Bismal, dog brain!

by Beavis Bung Wipe ogre shamdoe flava lasa May 13, 2005

brain sucking

to suck out other peoples thoughts, thust making ones self smarter, and leaving the others thoughtless.

dude, brooke totaly just sucked kaity's brain. now she can't even remember owls. i think shes addicted to brain sucking.

by ollyfordgertnator February 25, 2009

potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017

brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

by suckmyash September 5, 2015