Light bulb relationships consists of those two people who are on and off so much that people get sick and tired of watching their bullshit
by Anita Penas October 2, 2010
Get the light bulb relationshipmug. A Pre-Order Relationship is a relationship which you and your significant other aren't really dating until a certain time or scheduled.
Yeah Elizabeth and I have that Pre-Order Relationship. How long until your Pre-Order relationship deadline.
by Poorboi72 December 28, 2017
Get the Pre-Order Relationshipmug. a relationship between couples who get together, then split up, then get back together multiple times in a short time-frame
Jason: "Are Sally and Jack together again?"
Susan: "Yea, they are. This is the fourth time they got back together this week."
Jason: " Man. they must have a bi-polar relationship."
Susan: "Yea, they are. This is the fourth time they got back together this week."
Jason: " Man. they must have a bi-polar relationship."
by DeathByASpoon June 6, 2010
Get the Bi-polar Relationshipmug. When two people of who are 10-14 years old have their definition of a "relationship" for approximately 5 minutes, then break up, get back together, then break up again, and repeat until they finally shut up and stay broken up.
(Much to the relief of the few others who think that middleschool drama is a load of crap.)
(Much to the relief of the few others who think that middleschool drama is a load of crap.)
Friend: OMG!! ME AND TRIGG R LIEK TTLY BF AND GF!!1
Me: Yeah, sure, whatever.
(10 minutes later)
Me: So, how's it going with Trigg?
Friend: WE BROKE UP IM SUUU SAD!!!1
Me: *looks at watch* Wow, ten minutes. By God, that's a new record!
(5 minutes later)
Me: Hey, how are you holding up?
Friend: hm? o, me an trigg r bf and gf again! yay!
Me: ...*sighs* Well, thats a Middle School Relationship....
Me: Yeah, sure, whatever.
(10 minutes later)
Me: So, how's it going with Trigg?
Friend: WE BROKE UP IM SUUU SAD!!!1
Me: *looks at watch* Wow, ten minutes. By God, that's a new record!
(5 minutes later)
Me: Hey, how are you holding up?
Friend: hm? o, me an trigg r bf and gf again! yay!
Me: ...*sighs* Well, thats a Middle School Relationship....
by middleschoolshoulddie May 7, 2010
Get the Middle School Relationshipmug. the result of an overly tall thin person dating a large round person, appearing like the number 10 when side by side.
by Mrs. J.Black September 6, 2009
Get the number ten relationshipmug. A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.
"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"
by Copacetic October 1, 2012
Get the National Guard relationshipmug. When someone puts everything they can into their feelings and tries to make something work, and their partner displays no intrest
Hey honey, I love you so much, you fancy a cuddle?
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships
by lolcatinhat September 15, 2013
Get the one-way-relationshipsmug.