Eli

The guy who you think is nice but is intact a asshole

Eli ignored my boundaries
Eli's house of lies is crumbling

Eli called us mentally ill hypocrites

by UrParentsFavPan November 13, 2022

Ely

The name of a tall white boy with a huge cock who gets 100’s of bitches and likes taller guys

“Yeah my friend got a huge cock”
“Oh that must be Ely”

by Elyhasahugeeeecock October 23, 2022

eli

the sexiest mf who pulls 5 bitches a day but can’t hold a solid conversation without saying “lol”.
they die for a few days then appear back in gcs saying they’re alive. it has a great sense of humor that consists of balls and dick.

“wow is that eli?? they’re so fine”

“omfg that’s gay bro”

by katsukisgf April 2, 2022

Eli (The best boyfriend)

Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.

1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)

by Joshua87 August 14, 2022

Eli

Eli is one of the smartest and most kind person you will ever meet. If you know an Eli you are very lucky he is charming and great to be around. If you see an Eli he will probably be surrounded by his friends. He is also good at making friends.

"Eli has to be the most kind and caring person ever."

by Eh Leave It Blank April 6, 2022

Eli eagan

Best at everything and is a goat

Eli Eagan was such a goat

by Billy bobtail January 28, 2018

ELI WITHDRAWAL

when someone starts seeing Eli everywhere, and can't stop thinking about him

hey buddy Im having Eli withdrawal, i keep seeing him everywhere

by Ohio Wiggle Master February 6, 2025