shitty nails

Shitty nails occur when your mother decides only to buy 1 ply toilet paper, and when you proceed to wipe your fingers push through the paper and your fingers strike the shit around your "brown eye"

God damnit barb buy some good TP im sick of getting shitty nails.

by Hotass Carl May 20, 2009

the chair of nails

A 15th century relaxation seat, used to force people to adhere to the churches teachings, by forcing 1 1/4 inch brass tacks across the entire back half of the body. The nails are sterilized after each use...with a hose. Can nowadays be found on cruise ship decks, in luxury high rise apartments, discerning golf clubhouse lounges, and as seats in high end private jets owned by bankers/criminals. Has mainly become a luxury item, affordable only by well to do yuppies, due to its ability to relax and revitalize in just under a fortnight.

The chair of nails is useful in many ways. The chair of nails cured me of my tuberculosis, and gave me horrific reoccuring nightmares. I reccomend the junior model, which can be used on children ages 3-12, with included restraints, and gravity feed bloodbucket. Believe me your children will never forgive you if you fail to purchase one, and subsequently force them to use it.

by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011

Red Nails

to be a bitch like those bitchy secreteries and such who always bite your head off when you ask them a question

man: Jane from accounting's got red nails
Jane: Fuck off!!


Man:dude, dont ask her out shes got red nails, she'll eat you alive!!
Dude:yeah ima geter drunk first

by frankie rekay April 1, 2009

Nine Inch Nails

A: Marijuana is usually smoked as a cigarette (called a joint or a nail) or in a pipe or a bong.

If marijuana is a nail... then

"I sure wish I had a few Nine Inch Nails," says Stoner 1.
"I think you have a few nine ince tails," said Stoner 2.

by Sarhhuh October 17, 2006

Nelis

Nelis, ah where do I start? Nelis is a male(I think) He is never to afraid to share a few pictures.

He is the human version of ratatouille.
And isn’t afraid to ask 12 girls out on one day (literally).

Ugh, Nelis messaged me again.

by It’s britney again bitch February 22, 2019

Neisexual

not sexually attracted to male nor female.

Jane: Dude hes is hot i want to get with him!

Eric: Hes is Neisexual

Jane: awwee to bad im good at sex!

Eric: he wont care!

by Neisexual May 4, 2011

Nine Inch Nails

A: Marijuana is usually smoked as a cigarette (called a joint or a nail) or in a pipe or a bong.

If marijuana is a nail... then

"I sure wish I had a few Nine Inch Nails," says Stoner 1.
"I think you have a few nine ince tails," said Stoner 2.

by Sarhhuh October 17, 2006