naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

naked bootie scoots

Dropping your drawers & scooting your bootie across a road, grass, cement or anything close by to pay your debt off

"You lost the bet in darts, so you owe me 10 naked bootie scoots, Dave."

"Drop your pants and give me 5 naked bootie scoots or I'll screw you up"

by Ktone24 March 27, 2021

Butt naked face

Taking a selfie of just the face and nothing more, barley even a smile with teeth.

She had the butt naked face posted all over her Instagram, omg

by Wildbloc January 1, 2022

Reverse Naked Bloke

A reverse naked bloke is like a reverse naked choke in martial arts, however the victim is folded up like a pretzel as the aggressor tries to put his cock inside the victims arsehole.

“Fuck me I’m sore from BJJ last night, Steve had me in a reverse naked bloke last and now I’m farting yoghurt”

by will98 June 1, 2023

Naked Facebook Status

One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.

Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"

Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."

by glennettbennett November 24, 2011

Naked sex Chasey

naked sex chasey can be played by two or more people. the object of the game is to all get naked, run around a building and have FUN!!! use protection also...

Me n a mate did it good fun naked sex chasey

by kayla123476 September 9, 2009

naked lady machine

a computer

I am not really sure about the meaning...go to urban dictionary and look it up on your naked lady machine

by ktkay May 13, 2011