pump chocolate

to defecate; especially really quickly or in large quantities

I got to run. Where is the john? I need to pump chocolate bad!

by Drewcik August 28, 2015

procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.

I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.

by BigTestedCoals September 30, 2015

message pump

A piece of code that attends a message queue, processing each message in turn.

Message pumps are a staple of GUI programming, since messages are used to receive input.

The program abandoned the message pump and Windows eventually marked the window as not responding.

by henke37 May 23, 2014

ditch pump

word used to describe the 4stroke engine.

"its just another ditch pump"

by S Byrne January 04, 2007

dump and pump

To poop in a woman’s vaginal opening
and start pumping in the same hole

Yea dude I totally dump and pumped this girl last night

by Memetastic167 December 03, 2021

Sneak pump

1) Sex leading to an unplanned pregnancy.

2) An unplanned child.

1) "I'm pregnant?! You must have sneak pumped me."

2) "That kid was a sneak pump."

by J108 March 22, 2013

Pump and Dump

When wanting to leave a conversation but don’t know how to end it.

Welp Steve, I don’t want to pump and dump, but the oven is on.

by Tibby89 August 20, 2022