muscle static

the feeling you get when a part of your body falls asleep ٩(◕‿◕ )۶

“ugh muscle static is so annoying..” Ventura said annoyed as her leg fell asleep.

by anonymous February 23, 2024

Guided muscle

a penis

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

KIMMEL MUSCLE

The reflexive strength that tightens when silenced, making the word return, louder and unbroken.

When the voices of dissent were muted, the crowd flexed its Kimmel Muscle and turned silence into a louder chorus.

by kelamist September 23, 2025

smooth muscle

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "otot polos" with this same meaning, this tongue-in-cheek term referring to Deadpool's poor self-control, particularly in his tendency to swear and act impulsively. This phrase playfully implies that, like smooth muscle tissue, which operates involuntarily, Deadpool's mouth runs on autopilot, often leading to hilariously inappropriate outbursts.

I love how Deadpool is total smooth muscle—his swearing just pops out without a filter, making every scene even more entertaining!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Muscle Tussle

The act of pleasuring one’s self. To masterbate

Jerry engaged in a muscle tussle last night when he was alone.

by Marchaverage November 12, 2025